DOs and DON’Ts for this Week

DO pet things that explicitly request  to be petted.
DO NOT lick things that seem to want to be licked.

DO assemble a plate of cheese, crackers, and lunch meat from your fridge for an impromptu “deli dinner”.
DO NOT buy cheese, crackers, or lunch meat for the purpose of a planned “deli dinner.”

DO watch for cars.
DO NOT get hit by a car.

DO find someone with freckles and kiss them.
DO NOT pinch the person with the freckles.

DO take your clothes out of the dresser and refold them.
DO NOT put any back in the dresser if you don’t like them anymore. Give them away.

DO pretend your house is up on stilts on attached to a balloon before you go to bed.
DO NOT open your eyes while pretending.

DO eat some ice cream.
DO NOT eat all the ice cream.

DO experiment with your hair. It might be good if you brush it a different way.
DO NOT dye your hair. It’s a great color right now.

DO drink your coffee in bed this Saturday.
DO NOT have your lunch in bed this Saturday.